SHREK 2 (2004)
Jeongyeon - The Feels MV 🥺
sorry for romanticizing the mundane but the fact that laughter is infectious is so incredible to me. like yeah it's just a reaction to stimuli but the way it feels to hear someone laugh and feel yourself compelled to share that joy is really something. and it's so simple and requires no skill but it's so special and important to me.
future gays are gonna be writing posts like "oh to be a young touch starved gay from 2020, stuck in quarantine, unburdened by social interactions but longing for the embrace of my love"
Gays in 2021 will write like that
oh to be a young touch st
giving all my mutuals a little kiss in the forehead, happy new year hope the world is kinder too yall this year
you’ve heard of existential dread and existential horror, now get ready for existential peace, which is that feeling when you stare up at the nightsky and think, “huh. i exist. that’s pretty neat.”
none of u bitches know what mistletoe looks like
THIS is HOLLY
THIS is mistletoe. fun fact, it’s a parasite plant!
holly tree / mistletoe on a host
mistletoes grow in those orb-like shapes on host trees, and, to add another fun fact: mistletoes sound a lot like their name evolved from their german counterpart, Mistel, which itself was derived from Mist - which means shit or dung.
MERRY CRISIS!
kiss me under the shitfoot plant
@silly-sketch said: MORE INFORMATION (since it was on the radio a few days ago): So mistletoe means ‘sticky poo’, because the juices inside the berries make the seeds extremely sticky. So sticky, that when birds ate and digested them their poo would get stuck on their butt. So they’d have to whipe them on tree branches, where the seeds would plant themselves into their new host.
KISS MY UNDER THE STICKY POO
"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it
thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...
This racoon lives a life of decadence and luxery few will ever know
Microwaving some frozen cherries is very simple. It’s her attitude and confidence that’s unattainable….